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Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts

Monday, September 12, 2011

Political Crap - Mayawati and her Hawaai Chappals







Special Reporter,
Reporting from MayaNagri (erstwhile Lucknow) exclusively for Aam Aadmi Times.

It isn’t often that we get to see for ourselves the lavish lifestyles of our rich and famous politicians, given the high security walls that they build around themselves. Though, Uttar Pradesh chief minister Mayawati has, of course, been quite open when it comes to wasting state resources on building numerous fanciful statues for herself. Obviously, the pigeons and crows who shit on those statues each day, give Mayawati quite a distinguished look, which she thoroughly deserves.

In an exclusive interview to the Aam Aadmi Times, Maya, got candid, and clarified many accusations made against her in recent times, including the exposure given to her sandals by WikiLeaks. Oh by the way, we call her Maya as she was adamant we call her by that name (Sources in her political party, BSP say "she always wanted to be the dream girl of Shahrukh Khan in the movie 'Dil Toh Pagal Hai'" !! )

Looking, not surprisingly, ‘stung’ by confidential US diplomatic cables which painted an unflattering picture of her, chief minister Mayawati chose to hit out at WikiLeaks and called its "owner" - Julian Assange - a madman who should be locked up in an asylum.

She went on to add “I don’t even wear Sandals... This is totally false, ridiculous and outrageous. All my life, I have always stuck to ‘Hawaai Chappals’, and not Sandals”. When asked if the private jet had ‘Hawaai Chappals’ , she said “Yes, obviously! Hawaai Chappal toh ‘Hawaai Jahaaj’ se hie aaenge naa, gaadi se thodi aaenge”.

She also claimed Assange was anti-dalit, since as per her dalits do not wear sandals. “Hum dalit sirf hawaai chappal pehente hai, sandals toh general category ke liye hota hai”.


'Maya's hawaai chappals just landed straight to her feet'


Assange, responding to Maya, in a late night exclusive to Aam Aadmi Times said “she is welcome to send her private jet to England to collect me, where I have been detained against my will, under house arrest, for the last 272 days. I would be happy to accept asylum, political asylum, in India -- a nation I love. In return, I will bring Maya a range of the finest British footwear."

Maya, accepted the request of Assange to send a private jet to pick him up, but with the condition that the footwear he brings from England, should be of the same brand as her hawaai chappals. Later she was seen dancing wearing her favorite footwear on the popular hindi song from SRK’s latest flick – ‘You are my Chappal-Challo’.

Indeed, Maya has arrived! ‘Chappal Phaad Ke’.

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Sid Mehta

Dubai, UAE

Mayawati, Sandals, Assange, WikiLeaks, Political Crap, India, The Great Indian Nightmare

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

The Great Indian MP


This article was originally written by me for NTMN - India's leading news satire/humor website.
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Sheila Dixit, in shock after just 300% salary hike














The Great Indian Member of Parliament (MP)

The following are few of the reasons why the increase of salary's of our beloved MP's is justified:

1. They provide free entertainment to the citizens of India & the world through the state-owned TV channel - Doordarshan (DD). They are directly responsible for increasing the TRP ratings of the otherwise boring 'doordarshan channel'. Since, other news channels relay pictures from DD, it adds to the revenue of DD.

2. The next best alternative - Our MP's are the next best alternative for the citizens of India to watch at prime time on their TV screens. The Indian Public have got bored of the usual 'Saas, Bahu & Saazish', and therefore, the entertainment which the MP's provide while sitting in the Parliament has been a welcome change to the audience. Such great service by the MP's to the public, obviously make them deserving for a salary hike.

3. Increase in sales of few products - Our MP's have been directly responsible for increasing the sales of few particular products such as "Microphones, Pens, & even Shoes". With every heated debate in Parliament, a large quantity of Mic's, Pens & Shoes are thrown, therefore giving opportunities of growth for these industries as more and more money shall be spent from Government funds on buying new Mic's & Stationery. Obviously, our MP's shall not do such favors until and unless they get something back in return, so the salary hike once again is justified.

4. Brand Ambassadors - They are on the TV screens of each individual providing wholesome entertainment and drama. In the truest form, they are brand ambassador's of Incredible India!

5. Financing of other businesses - Our MP's are king's of multi-tasking. They do so many things other than making important policies for the country. They need the salary hikes so that they can fund their other businesses, specially in these trying times of recession.

It is a shame that our government denied a 500% increase in the salary of our MP's, and agreed upon only 300%. The Indian Public should realize that the MP's are important people, and they deserve a 100 times more salary than what the average Indian earns.

With 315 out of 543 MP's being millionaires, they are a true representation of the 'India Growth' story. This needs to be given more mileage, and salary hikes should be more often. Also, with 150 MP's facing serious criminal cases, the salaries could be of great help to them for fighting these cases, and for hiring top notch lawyers. Such social service to the GREAT INDIAN MP should continue.

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Sidharth Mehta
Dubai, UAE
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Key Tags: Salary Hike of Indian MP's, Salary Hike India Politicians, Lalu Prasad Yadav, Indian Politics, The Great Indian Nightmare, Incredible India, Political Crap, Sidharth Mehta, Siddharth Mehta, Sid Mehta, Infinity Business School, Identity Crysys, Identity Crisis, Identity Crisys, Inbuss

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Political Crap - Mayawati's Maya Jaal


Times of the World
18/03/2010 - Reporter: Mr. Aam Aadmi



In what is being seen as a serious threat to the nation, the enemies of our nation, have come up with new forms of terrorising our citizens. Latest being - attacking rally's of popular politicians like the foremost and much loved leader of our nation - Mayawati with bee's. Yes, you read that right, with bees.

Security Experts after analysing the situation deeply, have stated that this is the new form of biological warfare. "Our enemies want our leaders to be bitten by bees, which would fall under biological warfare" said one expert. Mr. Non Sense, one of the leading party members of Mayawati's party, saw a big conspiracy behind the bee attack, and held responsible one of our neighbouring countries. When asked, why is the party putting the blame on our neighbouring country, he said, Mayawati Ji, is our future Prime Minister, and our neighbouring country see's a threat in her, as she is one lady with great power and wisdom.

Innocent citizens all around the country are in a deep state of shock after this bee-attack on Mayawati. As one disturbed citizen in Bombay says "If the security agencies can't protect our leaders, how will they protect the common man?". He went on to say "I am thinking to use Odomos - the best mosquito repellent cream in the market when I am out in public".

The brave Mayawati, after the bee attack said to the citizens of the country:
'Hum Ek Dum Theek Hain.. Hamari Party aur Desh Ke Dushmano Ko Mein Bata Deti Hoon, Ki Maya Ke Maya Jaal Mein Yeh Saaari Bee's Phas Jaaegi.... Jis Tarah Hamaari Junta Phasi Hui Hain, Usi Tarah Yeh Bee's Bhi Phas Jaaegi'..

When the police was contacted, they mentioned, Mayawati was saved by the multi-crore garland specially made for her, which is made of a special leaf called 'hari patti'. The police are now trying to trace the bee's. At the moment, no one know's about their whereabouts.

One eyewitness added, he saw the group of bee's going and sitting on the statues of Mayawati. Also seen were pigeons accompanying the bee's on the statues. A probe has been issued on the link between the pigeons and the bee's and why were they sitting on Mayawati's statues. (anyone's guess!!!). Mayawati said " My statues have been made after an investment of Rs 500 Crores.. this is public's money, and I would not let our enemies spoil public property"

The pigeons could not be reached for their point of view.
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Sidharth Mehta
In hope of enlightenment of minds..
Dubai, UAE
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Keywords - Mayawati, Mayawati Statues, Mayawati - Bee Attack, The Great Indian Nightmare, Incredible India, Political Crap, Sidharth Mehta, Identity Crysys


Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Political Crap - Mumbai - Taxi No. 9211





Disclaimer: This post has nothing to do with the John Abraham & Nana Patekar starrer movie Taxi No. 9211. If that makes you feel good, continue reading below. If it does not, still continue reading, might just help you increase your current affairs knowledge!
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It is so amazing, how our political leaders come out with such fantastic rules and policies which makes you feel as if you are not living in/a part of the biggest functioning democracy in the world, but rather part of a country which has the most ridiculous form of governance.

Ruling government of the state of Maharashtra, the Congress-NCP led government has come up with an insane ruling, that new taxi licenses in Mumbai, would be given to individuals who are well versed in Marathi (read, write, and speak) and who have also resided in the city for atleast 15 years. This decision was taken under the leadership of CM Ashok Chavan in a meeting, which did not have a single representative, from the Bombay Taximen Association, the oldest in the city, looking at the interests of the taxi drivers. Imagine, you take an important decision about cricketers, and having not a single cricketer in that meeting, to give his point of view. Strange enough, but true.

Obviously, this ruling would almost put an end to the migration of individuals from the rest of the country whom used to come Mumbai to become a taxi driver, especially from the states of UP and Bihar. This dirty politics just to garner votes of the Marathi people was earlier brought to light by the self proclaimed youth icon, and sole benefactor of the Marathi population, Raj Thackeray. The Congress-NCP, has done nothing, but just followed the steps of Raj, just in a non-violent way.

One will not be surprised, if in the near future, professionals from all around the country would also be stopped to work in private organisations in the city of dreams, Mumbai. However impossible that may sound, but this ideology of these shallow thinking political leaders could make that true as well. And why just private companies, students from the rest of the country and world shall be stopped to get admission into Mumbai University, and so on...

It is annoying to see that the same tactics which were earlier used by the Britishers to rule over India, Divide and Rule, is being used by our modern day political leaders to only garner votes, and to further divide the civil society of the already divided junta of our motherland.

Shiv Sena, recently made statement against Australian Cricketers, that they would not be allowed to play in India, since Australians were ill-treating Indians living down under. The irony is, the same party and their likes such as Raj Thackeray, would forget their preachings to the Australians when they beat and kill non-marathi Indians for living in Mumbai, and taking up jobs in Mumbai.

Sadly, the message from the leadership of the City Of Dreams is loud and clear,either be Marathi, otherwise Nau Dou Gyaara (9211) Hojaaao. (Be Marathi, or simply go away)

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Sidharth Mehta,
Dubai, UAE
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Key Tags - Mumbai, Mumbai Taxi Permit, Mumbai Taxi Drivers Controversy, Marathi Manoos, CM Ashok Chavan, Raj Thackeray, Shiv Sena, Moral Policing, Divide & Rule, Political Crap, Maharashtra Crisis, The Great Indian Nightmare, Incredible India, Incredible Maharashtra, Identity Crysys, Full Start., Sidharth Mehta

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

West Bank Settlements and the Future of U.S.-Israeli Relations

By George Friedman

Amid the rhetoric of U.S. President Barack Obama’s speech June 4 in Cairo, there was one substantial indication of change, not in the U.S. relationship to the Islamic world but in the U.S. relationship to Israel. This shift actually emerged prior to the speech, and the speech merely touched on it. But it is not a minor change and it must not be underestimated. It has every opportunity of growing into a major breach between Israel and the United States.

The immediate issue concerns Israeli settlements on the West Bank. The United States has long expressed opposition to increasing settlements but has not moved much beyond rhetoric. Certainly the continued expansion and development of new settlements on the West Bank did not cause prior administrations to shift their policies toward Israel. And while the Israelis have occasionally modified their policies, they have continued to build settlements. The basic understanding between the two sides has been that the United States would oppose settlements formally but that this would not evolve into a fundamental disagreement.

The United States has clearly decided to change the game. Obama has said that, “The United States does not accept the legitimacy of continued Israeli settlements. This construction violates previous agreements and undermines efforts to achieve peace. It is time for these settlements to stop.” Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has agreed to stop building new settlements, but not to halt what he called the “natural growth” of existing settlements.

Obama has positioned the settlement issue in such a way that it would be difficult for him to back down. He has repeated it several times, including in his speech to the Islamic world. It is an issue on which he is simply following the formal positions of prior administrations. It is an issue on which prior Israeli governments made commitments. What Obama has done is restated formal U.S. policy, on which there are prior Israeli agreements, and demanded Israeli compliance. Given his initiative in the Islamic world, Obama, having elevated the issue to this level, is going to have problems backing off.

Obama is also aware that Netanyahu is not in a political position to comply with the demand, even if he were inclined to. Netanyahu is leading a patchwork coalition in which support from the right is critical. For the Israeli right, settling in what it calls Samaria and Judea is a fundamental principle on which it cannot bend. Unlike Ariel Sharon, a man of the right who was politically powerful, Netanyahu is a man of the right who is politically weak. Netanyahu gave all he could give on this issue when he said there would be no new settlements created. Netanyahu doesn’t have the political ability to give Obama what he is demanding. Netanyahu is locked into place, unless he wants to try to restructure his Cabinet or persuade people like Avigdor Lieberman, his right-wing foreign minister, to change their fundamental view of the world.

Therefore, Obama has decided to create a crisis with Israel. He has chosen a subject on which Republican and Democratic administrations have had the same formal position. He has also picked a subject that does not affect Israeli national security in any immediate sense (he has not made demands for changes of policy toward Gaza, for example). Obama struck at an issue where he had precedent on his side, and where Israel’s immediate safety is not at stake. He also picked an issue on which he would have substantial support in the United States, and he has done this to have a symbolic showdown with Israel. The more Netanyahu resists, the more Obama gets what he wants.

Obama’s read of the Arab-Israeli situation is that it is not insoluble. He believes in the two-state solution, for better or worse. In order to institute the two-state solution, Obama must establish the principle that the West Bank is Palestinian territory by right and not Israeli territory on which the Israelis might make concessions. The settlements issue is fundamental to establishing this principle. Israel has previously agreed both to the two-state solution and to not expanding settlements. If Obama can force Netanyahu to concede on the settlements issue, then he will break the back of the Israeli right and open the door to a rightist-negotiated settlement of the two-state solution.

In the course of all of this, Obama is opening doors in the Islamic world a little wider by demonstrating that the United States is prepared to force Israel to make concessions. By subtext, he wants to drive home the idea that Israel does not control U.S. policy but that, in fact, Israel and the United States are two separate countries with different and sometimes conflicting views. Obama wouldn’t mind an open battle on the settlements one bit.

For Netanyahu, this is the worst terrain on which to fight. If he could have gotten Obama to attack by demanding that Israel not respond to missiles launched from Gaza or Lebanon, Netanyahu would have had the upper hand in the United States. Israel has support in the United States and in Congress, and any action that would appear to leave Israel’s security at risk would trigger an instant strengthening of that support.

But there is not much support in the United States for settlements on the West Bank. This is not a subject around which Israel’s supporters are going to rally very intensely, in large part because there is substantial support for a two-state solution and very little understanding or sympathy for the historic claim of Jews to Judea and Samaria. Obama has picked a topic on which he has political room for maneuver and on which Netanyahu is politically locked in.

Given that, the question is where Obama is going with this. From Obama’s point of view, he wins no matter what Netanyahu decides to do. If Netanyahu gives in, then he has established the principle that the United States can demand concessions from a Likud-controlled government in Israel and get them. There will be more demands. If Netanyahu doesn’t give in, Obama can create a split with Israel over the one issue he can get public support for in the United States (a halt to settlement expansion in the West Bank), and use that split as a lever with Islamic states.

Thus, the question is what Netanyahu is going to do. His best move is to say that this is just a disagreement between friends and assume that the rest of the U.S.-Israeli relationship is intact, from aid to technology transfer to intelligence sharing. That’s where Obama is going to have to make his decision. He has elevated the issue to the forefront of U.S.-Israeli relations. The Israelis have refused to comply. If Obama proceeds with the relationship as if nothing has happened, then he is back where he began.

Obama did not start this confrontation to wind up there. He calculated carefully when he raised this issue and knew perfectly well that Netanyahu couldn’t make concessions on it, so he had to have known that he was going to come to this point. Obviously, he could have made this confrontation as a part of his initiative to the Islamic world. But it is unlikely that he saw that initiative as ending with the speech, and he understands that, for the Islamic world, his relation to Israel is important. Even Islamic countries not warmly inclined toward Palestinians, like Jordan or Egypt, don’t want the United States to back off on this issue.

Netanyahu has argued in the past that Israel’s relationship to the United States was not as important to Israel as it once was. U.S. aid as a percentage of Israel’s gross domestic product has plunged. Israel is not facing powerful states, and it is not facing a situation like 1973, when Israeli survival depended on aid being rushed in from the United States. The technology transfer now runs both ways, and the United States relies on Israeli intelligence quite a bit. In other words, over the past generation, Israel has moved from a dependent relationship with the United States to one of mutual dependence.

This is very much Netanyahu’s point of view, and from this point of view follows the idea that he might simply say no to the United States on the settlements issue and live easily with the consequences. The weakness in this argument is that, while Israel does not now face strategic issues it can’t handle, it could in the future. Indeed, while Netanyahu is urging action on Iran, he knows that action is impossible without U.S. involvement.

This leads to a political problem. As much as the right would like to blow off the United States, the center and the left would be appalled. For Israel, the United States has been the centerpiece of the national psyche since 1967. A breach with the United States would create a massive crisis on the left and could well bring the government down if Ehud Barak and his Labor Party, for example, bolted from the ruling coalition. Netanyahu’s problem is the problem Israel has continually had. It is a politically fragmented country, and there is never an Israeli government that does not consist of fragments. A government that contains Lieberman and Barak is not one likely to be able to make bold moves.

It is therefore difficult to see how Netanyahu can both deal with Obama and hold his government together. It is even harder to see how Obama can reduce the pressure. Indeed, we would expect to see him increase the pressure by suspending minor exchanges and programs. Obama is playing to the Israeli center and left, who would oppose any breach with the United States.

Obama has the strong hand and the options. Netanyahu has the weak hand and fewer options. It is hard to see how he will solve the problem. And that’s what Obama wants. He wants Netanyahu struggling with the problem. In the end, he wants Netanyahu to fold on the settlements issue and keep on folding until he presides over a political settlement with the Palestinians. Obama wants Netanyahu and the right to be responsible for the agreement, as Menachem Begin was responsible for the treaty with Egypt and withdrawal from the Sinai.

We find it difficult to imagine how a two-state solution would work, but that concept is at the heart of U.S. policy and Obama wants the victory. He has put into motion processes to create that solution, first of all, by backing Netanyahu into a corner. Left out of Obama’s equation is the Palestinian interest, willingness and ability to reach a treaty with Israel, but from Obama’s point of view, if the Palestinians reject or undermine an agreement, he will still have leverage in the Islamic world. Right now, given Iraq and Afghanistan, that is where he wants leverage, and backing Netanyahu into a corner is more important than where it all leads in the end.

www.stratfor.com

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

IPL : From Indian Premier League to International Premier League due to the Indian Political League


Dubai; 

I woke up today to the Gulf News(paper), having written on it's coverpage all over that the Indian Premier League (20-20 Cricket) being shifted from India to South Africa & England partly.

My first reaction was 'What the hell!', and further reactions were of being ashamed of my country's government and of the BCCI. A country which is the 2nd fastest growing economy in the world, with having the maximum number of security personnel in the world (public and private together), politicians of which country feel proud to shout the slogan of 'India Shining', gave up to the pressure of the invisible terrorist.

Few things which really amaze me are:
1. The elections were scheduled for around this time since a long time now. Why wasn't the dates or security been given enough thought & importance at the first go.

2. India is a potential target of Terrorist Activities, and always has been one, irrespective of the fact of IPL being conducted along with Elections. What gurantee does the government provide that if the IPL is cancelled or shifted their would be no violent activity which shall take place during the course of elections.

3. Voting in our country takes place in the morning time, whereas the IPL is a Day and Night affair. The government is not capable of providing enough security still?

4. When the rescheduling of dates for matches clashing on Election days was possible, why is their a need to shift venue to a foreign country?

5. Why did the Government wake up only after the attack on the Sri-Lankan team in Pakistan? Did they not know that elections and IPL were going to clash, or that India is surely a target for terrorists?

6. The point which amazes me the most is that, the BCCI is planning to schedule the Semi-Final and Final of the IPL in a foreign country which fall on dates after the 15th of May. The elections get over around 14th May, then where is the need to shift the venues of the semi-final and final to a foreign country?

The fact which comes out in open after all that we have seen and heard of from the government and the BCCI, is sheer IGNORANCE, and unpreparedness. Ignorance of the fact that India is always a target, and unpreparedness of dealing with a crisis situation, as always.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Of Sidharth Mehta and his Madness !


Here in Dubai, we have weekends on Friday and Saturday. I had been contemplating of starting my own blog for ages now, but never actually sat down to do it! Thanks to this particular weekend, where I don't have office work to bring home, I could take the plunge(a heavy word to use here,but so be it!) to start a blog.... 
I would like to thank Pranoy (a good old school friend) and his terrific blog which gave me the kick last week to start a blog on an immediate basis!

For all those who don't know me...(I am not so scary as shown in my picture attached! )

I am just another normal human being living a not so normal life. All the madness around us, makes this life not so normal. 
Hours of thinking and contemplating about business ideas, when to take the plunge, never content with the job in hand, plans to get into politics, starting up a 'stand-up social activist group', critisizing the 'damn what the hell' sort of people all around you, which includes politicians - the so called public servants, few not soo good friends having attitude problems , and also few good looking strangers who remain either strangers forever or get into a group of people whom I refer to as 'Known Ajnabee's'. 

As the tag line states, this blog would be 'discussing anything to everything',  which surely includes my interests in people, politics, military intelligence (non classified info obviously!), cricket, formula 1, business ideas, movies!, music, stock markets, art, photography, and also myself, other than the things which is material matter in our lives.

Thanks for visiting my blog, and hope it turns out to be an Interactive Madness Un Limited session for you. Enjoy, and do post your comments...



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