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Sheila Dixit, in shock after just 300% salary hike
The Great Indian Member of Parliament (MP)
The following are few of the reasons why the increase of salary's of our beloved MP's is justified:
1. They provide free entertainment to the citizens of India & the world through the state-owned TV channel - Doordarshan (DD). They are directly responsible for increasing the TRP ratings of the otherwise boring 'doordarshan channel'. Since, other news channels relay pictures from DD, it adds to the revenue of DD.
2. The next best alternative - Our MP's are the next best alternative for the citizens of India to watch at prime time on their TV screens. The Indian Public have got bored of the usual 'Saas, Bahu & Saazish', and therefore, the entertainment which the MP's provide while sitting in the Parliament has been a welcome change to the audience. Such great service by the MP's to the public, obviously make them deserving for a salary hike.
3. Increase in sales of few products - Our MP's have been directly responsible for increasing the sales of few particular products such as "Microphones, Pens, & even Shoes". With every heated debate in Parliament, a large quantity of Mic's, Pens & Shoes are thrown, therefore giving opportunities of growth for these industries as more and more money shall be spent from Government funds on buying new Mic's & Stationery. Obviously, our MP's shall not do such favors until and unless they get something back in return, so the salary hike once again is justified.
4. Brand Ambassadors - They are on the TV screens of each individual providing wholesome entertainment and drama. In the truest form, they are brand ambassador's of Incredible India!
5. Financing of other businesses - Our MP's are king's of multi-tasking. They do so many things other than making important policies for the country. They need the salary hikes so that they can fund their other businesses, specially in these trying times of recession.
It is a shame that our government denied a 500% increase in the salary of our MP's, and agreed upon only 300%. The Indian Public should realize that the MP's are important people, and they deserve a 100 times more salary than what the average Indian earns.
With 315 out of 543 MP's being millionaires, they are a true representation of the 'India Growth' story. This needs to be given more mileage, and salary hikes should be more often. Also, with 150 MP's facing serious criminal cases, the salaries could be of great help to them for fighting these cases, and for hiring top notch lawyers. Such social service to the GREAT INDIAN MP should continue.
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Sidharth Mehta
Dubai, UAE
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