Times of the World
18/03/2010 - Reporter: Mr. Aam Aadmi
In what is being seen as a serious threat to the nation, the enemies of our nation, have come up with new forms of terrorising our citizens. Latest being - attacking rally's of popular politicians like the foremost and much loved leader of our nation - Mayawati with bee's. Yes, you read that right, with bees.
Security Experts after analysing the situation deeply, have stated that this is the new form of biological warfare. "Our enemies want our leaders to be bitten by bees, which would fall under biological warfare" said one expert. Mr. Non Sense, one of the leading party members of Mayawati's party, saw a big conspiracy behind the bee attack, and held responsible one of our neighbouring countries. When asked, why is the party putting the blame on our neighbouring country, he said, Mayawati Ji, is our future Prime Minister, and our neighbouring country see's a threat in her, as she is one lady with great power and wisdom.
Innocent citizens all around the country are in a deep state of shock after this bee-attack on Mayawati. As one disturbed citizen in Bombay says "If the security agencies can't protect our leaders, how will they protect the common man?". He went on to say "I am thinking to use Odomos - the best mosquito repellent cream in the market when I am out in public".
The brave Mayawati, after the bee attack said to the citizens of the country:
'Hum Ek Dum Theek Hain.. Hamari Party aur Desh Ke Dushmano Ko Mein Bata Deti Hoon, Ki Maya Ke Maya Jaal Mein Yeh Saaari Bee's Phas Jaaegi.... Jis Tarah Hamaari Junta Phasi Hui Hain, Usi Tarah Yeh Bee's Bhi Phas Jaaegi'..
When the police was contacted, they mentioned, Mayawati was saved by the multi-crore garland specially made for her, which is made of a special leaf called 'hari patti'. The police are now trying to trace the bee's. At the moment, no one know's about their whereabouts.
One eyewitness added, he saw the group of bee's going and sitting on the statues of Mayawati. Also seen were pigeons accompanying the bee's on the statues. A probe has been issued on the link between the pigeons and the bee's and why were they sitting on Mayawati's statues. (anyone's guess!!!). Mayawati said " My statues have been made after an investment of Rs 500 Crores.. this is public's money, and I would not let our enemies spoil public property"
The pigeons could not be reached for their point of view.
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Sidharth Mehta
In hope of enlightenment of minds..
Dubai, UAE
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Keywords - Mayawati, Mayawati Statues, Mayawati - Bee Attack, The Great Indian Nightmare, Incredible India, Political Crap, Sidharth Mehta, Identity Crysys
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This was hilarious...but never the less, there is no denying the fact that it is after all the hard earned money of the public that is being so judiciously mis-utilized..
ReplyDeleteimagine the future with she being the PM...
God bless the bees!!! and some of us too...