The Burning Train - 'Chalo, Hum Sab Milke Train Jalaate Hai'

'The Burning Train'

Every now and then, I see trains burning around in India..

(CLICK HERE TO READ ARTICLE ABOUT THE TRAIN BURNT TODAY - TIMES OF INDIA)

Such a fantastic way to show your anger & frustration towards something. Isn't it?

There is much more to it - if you do a bit of homework and research before going on your burning spree, you would know that if you go around burning trains along with a group of people who could be your best friends, best enemies, family, fellow villagers, etc, there is simply no chance, that you would be ever caught by the police, rather the government shall comply to your demands, and also make you a local hero .... An Inquilabi !! - Sounds cool naa? I have always wanted to be an Inquilabi, someone who fights for his rights, someone who makes his own way, someone who wants to set an example, and wow, now I have got the secret of how to become an Inquilabi (revolutionary). Just set an agenda, form a group of like-minded people, and go burn a train. Give few live interviews to Rajat Sharma of India TV (who by the way, would be the happiest person on this planet to take the interview) and be the talk of your town.

But the government is just not doing enough to honor these people who always have their ass on fire. I mean c'mon, by actually not taking actions against them, the government is making them feel unimportant. Such 'maha-purush' deserve much more... Each and every person in the group who burn these trains and use the tax payers money in such an incredible way, which even the government has not been able to still, should rather be given garlands. Mamta'ben' should make her status go even higher by garlanding all these people. If Lalu feels left out, he should also be given a chance to do so, as even during his tenure such great incidents had taken place. And the latest one, which happened today, happened in Lalu-land, Patna.

The leader of the group who came with the idea of burning the train should be made an example, an epitome of our forgiving nature. Along with Bhagat Singh, we should make him also one of the greatest inquilabi's of Modern India. We should make him a chief guest in conferences such as the Conference on Internal Security of the India. Our PM, Home Minister and other CM's would be able to take few great insights from such a person.

We should also facilitate a meeting between these people on fire and the various naxalites and extremists in our country, as the medium of destruction of both is the same. The naxalites & extremists go burn houses & even humans, and therefore,having a meeting with these train burning people, a new prop for burning can be added to their agenda...The Train.

Varun Gandhi,Narendra Modi & Shri Advani can also be called to give their expert consultancy to these people as it will help in sustainable growth of burning trains. Varun is just like them, having his ass on fire always, whereas Narendra Modi and Advani Ji have first hand experience in burning issues.

No Better than them in the burning business.

I do not know how to end this extraordinary train journey full of fire, as I can just keep going on.....

I wish I could also be interviewed by Rajat Sharma, and INDIA TV making me an Inquilabi in the purest form of Modern India.

(pretending......., if you do not understand sarcasm!)

Let there be light.

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Sidharth Mehta

Dubai, UAE

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